For those with memory problems.
Do you realise
that your memory problems are unique? You are the only one who has ever had
them. By problems I mean that you have a
near-photographic memory of your 12th birthday, but you can’t remember when you
last cleaned your teeth.
I should perhaps
qualify 'unique'. You only share these
problems with fourth thousand million other people, 90% of whom are dead. So it is a 'unique' in the sense that commercial organisations use the word i.e. meaning just about everyone is like it.
We all know that,
since the appearance of humans on this planet, 20,000 million of us have lived
or are still living. 30% of those are
living right now. Of those, 20,000
million, 4000 million reached the stage where they could regale their adult
offspring with fascinating stories from their youth but could not remember what
they had for breakfast.
Another 5000
million did not get much past their 20s.
In their old age, they could remember their first mammoth hunt as if it
were yesterday -- sometimes because it was yesterday.
Of course, if you
believe with Bishop Usher that the earth was created 6006 years ago you have to
revise those figures down a bit. I shall
let you do the calculations.
Rule four: your current memory problems are
unique. With the exception of 4000
million other people, 90 percent of whom are dead, you are the only person ever
to have had them. You are special.
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